Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Conversation with a five year old.


I have heard that some parents have to get their teens in a car alone to have a decent coversation. I had a real interesting conversation with my five year old today.

Five year old: Mom, I have 3 boys that are in love with me. I am beautiful and the boys like me. (Mom's thinking that we need to work on a little humility here.)
Mom: Oh really, who are they?
Five year old: Brennen,the boy at the playground and Chloe's friend. They want to marry me. (pause) The boys all want to marry me.
Mom: How do you know that?
Five year old:Brennen kissed me on the cheek. The other boy wanted to.
Mom: How do you know that?
Five year old: I made him blush.(Long pause.)Mom, when I grow up what if I can't find anyone cool to marry? (Apparently the 3 candidates were not acceptable.)
Mom: Well you might be a worker and then you won't have to worry about it.
Five year old: I think I will pray that God will send me someone cool to marry.
(Mom is about choking with laughter by now. I think the worker alternative was not acceptable either)(There is another pause)
Five year old: Mom, I wish we had stars to wish upon. ( It looks like we need to pull out all stops at this one)
Unfortnately this conversation came to a halt as we arrived back home. I really wondered how it would have continues. For future husbands, the above picture is what this beauty queen looks like.

6 comments:

Anita said...

that was hilarious!

The J's said...

HAHA!! What beautiful eyes you have my dear!!
That's great!

Heather said...

lol!!!

P&A said...

HAHAHAHA!!!!!! Leave it to Tellie! I don't know where she gets this stuff from... must be being the youngest of 8!!! :D

Anonymous said...

Oi, sou o Clausewitz e gostaria de lhe convidar para visitar meu blog e conhecer um pouco sobre o Brasil. Abração

Heather S said...

Oh the things kids come up with! :)